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« on: February 25, 2010, 08:53:01 PM »
A lawyer named Charlie Guiteau
Was a failure where'er he did geau.
One thing he did pass in:
He was Garfield's assassin.
And that's why his name we now kneau.
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 07:46:21 PM »
A spitter named Joseph McKeller
Was quite a spectacular feller.
His world-record deed
Was to fling a small seed
With only his mouth as propeller.
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